'Did I pass? You will soon': 31 memes to use to make the time pass quicker

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  • 01

    Hiiii

    me texting people back INSTANTLY after they took 4 hours to reply 茶 MA
  • 02
    When you hit the piñata really hard and you hear a kid cry
  • 03

    Spicy Pizza

    Found a vintage Papa John's pizza in the attic I took bite Call amber lamps bro wdym by vintage pizza that looks ancient
  • 04
    Safety features Cars Motorcycles Cars Airbags. Seatbelts. ABS Traction Contro Brake Assist. 1000kg steel cage Motorcycles Hold on (optional)
  • 05

    Get Outta Here

    EVACUATION PLAN run. picsthatmakeyougohmm hmmm agregate Anyone else hear that beat drop in their head or just me Bron: picsthatmakeyougohmm
  • 06
    BURGLAR: "BREAKS IN ME: *N KED WITH A FLASHBANG AND A TOMAHAWK MR.OCHO COWABUNGA IT IS
  • 07

    Mistaken Field Trip

    JERR-DAN ما byron @bybrotime66 - Nov 10 yo what happened here? 1 17 9 14 o-steve @damadladdd. Nov 10 Miss Fizzle took the kids to the wrong neighborhood.
  • 08
    dilly @arbysmozzstick yelled downstairs "mom, dad's home" she did not find it as funny as I did UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE EXPR CREMATED REMAINS
  • 09

    Burning

    settle the f down
  • 10
    When something clearly doesn't fit in the fridge so you force the door shut and let it fall on someone else D
  • 11

    RIP

    Doctor: I have your test results Me: did I pass hahaha Doctor: hahaha you will soon Me: haha what
  • 12
    Bradd Jaffy @BraddJaffy Massive crack in Antarctica ice shelf grows 11 miles in only 6 days usat.ly/ 2qGeKdt FB@DANK MEMEOLOGY Dr Cali @calibeenlit That dam squirrel
  • 13

    Waking Up

    me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep* nurse who's been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:
  • 14
    Disney plans to start shooting Bambi as next live-action remake Very poor choice of words.
  • 15

    Fresh

    animeprofilepicfromgoogle You are over-encucumbered and cannot run
  • 16
    Ladies, it really is that simple T&T Sarah < Matched on 12/23 LLI E sent the letter E to this girl on ship by accident but may have come on too strong A It's in the game Sports I think i love you.
  • 17

    Tantrum Alert

    Apple Hat @AnAppleHat Asking a blatantly tired toddler if they are tired is deeply offensive in their culture
  • 18
    "imagine being in a room with everyone that ever had a crush on you" me: Thank you all for coming
  • 19

    Wrong Measurements

    When someone uses kilometers per hour instead of eagles per cheeseburger
  • 20
    "A group of fish is called a school." Americans:
  • 21

    Not Going In

    Me listening to my therapist's advice MEMES
  • 22
    $75M to sit in a room with him for five minutes, wyd? kyle @thekillakay For 75mill he needa be worried about sitting in a room with me
  • 23

    Most Importantly, Coconut

    Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach the 'and coconut' is making me snort loudly in public, 10/10 no notes gaut @Oxgaut - 2d Al is going great Qfood names end with um All Images Forums Shopping Videos Al overviews are experimental. Learn more Q News Here are some fruit names that end with "um": Applum, Bananum, Strawberrum, Tomatum, and Coconut.
  • 24
    Pizza with no cheese lowkey better than pizza with cheese You mama'd your last-a mia
  • 25

    Excluded

    Ad:"How to get rich in 4 easy steps" People in wheelchairs:
  • 26
    MIT scientists created a "psychopath" Al by feeding it violent content from Reddit I GLIDE LIKE OVECHKIN @galacticdad hey quick question: what
  • 27

    Perfect Translation

    jordan mendoza @jordypizza omg didnt know Google Translate does Australian English - detected Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming this evening. Edit Australian Sheilas and gentlejoeys, boomerang boomerang shrimp Hugh Jackman
  • 28
    When you wish your diabetic kid "sweet dreams" by accident
  • 29

    Skim Reading

    LAZY PERSON FACT 7849367: YOU WERE TOO LAZY TO READ THAT NUMBER -You got me there
  • 30
    I prefer the real Stanley Cup I said the real Stanley Cup Perfection
  • 31

    Self Defence

    Americans: we need guns to defend ourselves Australia: NESCAFE llend43 7NEWS.COM.AU Melbourne man fights off carjacker with Nescafé Blend 43 jar

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